DRIFTER Industrial

Experts in the production of artisanal hand-crafted hypertext.

About Us / About You —

For pleasures (some ours & some not)
from the finest of organics and fairly-traded pixels — we work the golden threads
on Angel's looms we weave them into the most exquisite, intricate, & timeless click-tapestries
so far ever extruded.

Stonk URL ^BETA

The Stonk URL service provides fully-verified end-to-end URL elongation functionality (free for educational, non-commerical & personal use).

The Latency Simulator

The Latency Simulator accurately simulates communication latency factors of varying magnitudes.

The Real-Time Space Simulator —

The Real-Time Space Simulator accurately simulates the mean object distribution (throughout the Universe) over a [non-]euclidean spacetime.

Assorted Lists

List of numbers 1-50 ranked in order of appeal.
Lists of numbers 1-1000 sorted by various algorithms —
- Bubble Sort [Time taken 0.012ms]
- Heapsort [Time taken 0.005ms]
- Insertion Sort [Time taken 0.007ms]
- Merge Sort [Time taken 0.004ms]
- Radix Sort [Time taken 0.006ms]
- Random Sort [Time taken: 0.014ms]
- Selection Sort [Time taken: 0.008ms]
- Shellsort [Time taken: 0.01ms]
Note: Merge Sort demonstrates exceptional stability throughout positions 12-35 (inclusive).

Useful Poems —

Howl by Allen Ginsberg
Jabberwocky by Lewis Carroll
Oxymandias by Percy Bysshe Shelley
The Road Not Taken by Robert Frost

Drifter's Escape —

Just then a bolt of lightning
Struck the courthouse out of shape
And while everybody knelt to pray
The Drifter did escape

Excerpt from Bob Dylan's — "Drifter's Escape"