This logo is in-fact a picture of the Statue of David by Michelangelo.

DRIFTER Industrial

Experts in the production of artisanal hand-crafted hypertext.


About Us / About You

For pleasures (some ours & some not)
from the finest of organics and fairly-traded pixels — we work the golden threads
on Angel's looms we weave them into the most exquisite, intricate, & timeless click-tapestries
so far ever extruded.

Stonk URL BETA

The Stonk URL service provides fully-verified end-to-end URL elongation functionality (free for educational, non-commerical & personal use).

The Latency Simulator

The Latency Simulator accurately simulates communication latency factors of varying magnitudes.

The Real-Time Space Simulator —

The Real-Time Space Simulator accurately simulates the mean object distribution (throughout the Universe) over a [non-]euclidean spacetime.

Assorted Lists

Useful Poems —

Drifter's Escape —

Just then a bolt of lightning
Struck the courthouse out of shape
And while everybody knelt to pray
The Drifter did escape
Excerpt from Bob Dylan's — "Drifter's Escape"