For pleasures (some ours & some not)
from the finest of organics and fairly-traded pixels — we work the golden threads
on Angel's looms we weave them into the most exquisite, intricate, & timeless click-tapestries
so far ever extruded.
The Stonk URL service provides fully-verified end-to-end URL elongation functionality (free for educational, non-commerical & personal use).
The Latency Simulator accurately simulates communication latency factors of varying magnitudes.
The Real-Time Space Simulator accurately simulates the mean object distribution (throughout the Universe) over a [non-]euclidean spacetime.
Note: Merge Sort demonstrates exceptional stability throughout positions 12-35 (inclusive).
Just then a bolt of lightningExcerpt from Bob Dylan's — "Drifter's Escape"
Struck the courthouse out of shape
And while everybody knelt to pray
The Drifter did escape